iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

(via lubricates)

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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(Source: whiteemo, via paola-mora22)

lumos5001:

mymomfoundmy:

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No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined. 

you must be fun at parties

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-staygold:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

oh my GOD

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via trust)

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(via getshaz)

mukenope:

drunk

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sober

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apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

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